Edit: the pic was fake. The game actually features badly drawn anime-esque girls. A step up, admittedly, but still!

What do we know about Sexy Poker for Wiiware? The name would imply sexiness, which I have never been opposed to. There is also talk of it including poker, which while several notches less exciting than sexiness, is not something I can complain about. Oh wait, hold on *rumage rumage* here’s a picture:

Hmmm, looks like not content with the quick cash they get allowing terrible cell phone games on Wiiware, Nintendo has expanded their family-friendly image to allow terrible cellphone strip poker games as well. Nothing sexy about that!

The crying shame here is that if Nintendo is gonna be a hypocrite and allow this (remember, these are the people that said “beer pong” was an unacceptable Wiiware name), the least they can do is put some actual sexy games up for download. Cho Aniki was a good first start in the sexiness department, but I need to see some good ol’ Japanese eroge to help counter that ugly, ugly sexy poker picture above.

Of course eroge involves actual nudity (amongst many, many other things), which Sexy Poker apparently does not. Damn, Sexy Poker is sounding less and less sexy all the time. I played this one eroge called Sexy Beach – and say what you want about it -  it at least had the decency to deliver on its promise of sexiness… and beaches for that matter.

Thanks, Nintendo Life

http://wiiware.nintendolife.com/news/2009/07/sexy_poker_esrb_rated_sans_nudity